Tuesday, April 26, 2011

"Can you beard me now?"

 so ladies... I am sorry about this post but I can't pass up the opportunity to accessorize {yes, i made this shirt with spray paint and a stencil}

 some "fashion" bloggers can accessorize their wrists, necklines, hair, shirts, shoes, nails and skirts... now finally here is a blog about accessorizing your face.

the retro 80's/X-men

this would be a great  prêt-a-porter {that means ready to wear... for the laypersons} for a country and western night on the town

 if you dont believe me, here is the full view, if that doesn't work at least you'll look dang tough.

for the "Urban" cowboy, you can change it up a bit, you know, like for church.

 and for the celebrity in you, why not look like one. my name might not be "Earl" but I sure do look like him... all from accessorizing!

 When all else fails go old school... or ladies, if you're brave enough put on some jeggings or leather pants and go all Freddie Mercury... after all the bands name was Queen... be one!
{i stole this patent-pending pose from sister#2}

 or go International with a "freedom" look {freedom means French}

~Husband #1


  1. bwahhahahahahahahahah Thank you for taking us on this incredible journey. So creative and helpful to those men who need help accessorizing. And yes I do own the copy right to that particular above mentioned pose.

  2. Oh My Goodness !!!!!!!!! I just laughed so hard I almost peed my shorts.(Shorts cuz I was working out) That was the most amazing and informative tutorial. You are "THE MAN" Thanks also, as I haven't laughed that hard in some time. I can't remember really, it has been so long. PLEASE keep those tutorials coming. Once a week boys....K?
    Love MOM and Carrie

  3. Can I just say this whole post just creeps me out?? :) You are hilar though!!

  4. hahahahahaha! my side hurts from laughing! YAY!

    -Heather from lifeofapasseri.blogspot.com